俺们单位一个小小美女的相亲历史
A男：
此男是我第一次相亲，现在看来好像有点早，介绍人是一朋友。此男是一位军官，管票务，我朋友见席间气氛难堪，故意说以后定票找A男，因为A男可以给折扣。A一听立刻威严地说：“不行！一切按国家政策走！”无语。席后，朋友提供机会让我和A男在广场散了会步，A男说：“小X，初次见面，我这人比较直接，马上退伍了，就需要回原籍XX地，你是本地户口吧！我们马上就结婚，我就可以留到本地和你一起发展！”偶滴神，我彻底疯掉，我可不是什么大城市的人，这位大哥不至于吧！无果。原因是相亲不是一场交易吧！我结个婚还得我父母同意吧！
B男：
号称斯文、老实，多次相亲的人都应该知道此类男人通常带眼镜，见到该男白白净净，略胖，比我矮，席间无一句话。朋友看不下去了，叫B男去洗手间时告诉他一定要和我多聊天，出来后，B男红着脸，端着茶红着脸硬是挤出一句话：干杯！全席爆笑！我爆汗！
C男：
朋友口中很老实很持家的男人，见面一看，果然老实，和我同年，白衬衫，皮带拴到肚子老高以上，袜子露出一大截，很白的白袜子，黑边眼镜。我婉拒，理由此类型不是我喜欢的。
D男：
同事介绍的一个铁路部门的男生，第一次见面，叫我们赶到XX地吃快餐，我们下班后坐了一个半小时的车赶到该地，此男报怨我们来晚了，先汗一个。席间找话题，说实话D男不丑，长相中等偏上，个子也高，我就随口说了一句：“你觉不觉得你长像方中信（我对不起方中信，我认了）？”此男包一口饭，抬起头来很得意地笑着说：是不是经常演三级片那个帅哥？别人都说我点像！我同行的女同事当场喷饭！晚上D男强烈要求送我回家，我拒绝，一直打我电话，我说我们还是先做朋友，多了解了解。该男第二天告诉我朋友，说我爱上他了，他觉得太快了，还是先做朋友。
E男：
小小美女因为无聊，一共和E男吃了几次饭。最后一顿饭吃的火锅，吃了近一个小时，中途我找他说了两句话他要么不答，要么答非所问，于是大家在吃饭过程中就全部不说话了，在纳闷这个人是什么意思，越想越气，结果小小美女气得把她面前摆的菜全部倒进切煮来吃了，完全不顾淑女形象。只有E男面前有两盘菜不好意思站起来往锅里倒，结果到了最后走人了，那两盘菜都没煮下去。她从来没有吃过这么沉默的一顿饭，太让人郁闷了。然后美女边接电话边和他走出去。挂了电话，走在路上，他居然笑嘻嘻的望着小小说了句：想不到你吃火锅比我还吃得，你太猛了！无语！后来在网上聊天也觉得有问题，本来和他就不熟，还发些下流笑话给小小女士看，直接PS。
F男：
上上周星期天见了一个更极品，原来的同事介绍的。B男三十三岁，介绍人就带了他老婆和孩子，中午共五个人吃饭，还是介绍人请吃的乡村基，F男连这点钱都舍不得。后来吃了饭，同事他们找借口开溜了，小小美女极不自在的和他走在烈日下，他说找个茶楼喝茶，女方说找不到。后来该男便于工作在露天免费的座位坐了半小时。半小时间，他不断说他的故事，他的工作他的生活，听得对方很是生气，声音还很大，太不像话了。小小后来找借口开溜了，当她起身的时候，F男拿出口袋里上午吃剩的水果大声的说：“你拿两个枇杷切吃嘛！”当时美女觉得觉得周围的人肯定都听到的，赶紧说不要了不要了，他又接着大声说：“你拿切吃嘛，我这里还有香蕉！”
G男：
是老板介绍小小女士的，当时美女一进门，里面坐了十几个人，都知道老板带小小来相亲，唯独小小不了解情况（这个老板的保密工作做得可真好）。席间一眼镜男生猛喝酒，不停地喝，后来老板叫小小和该男单独出去逛一下，才明天是出来相亲滴。于是小小便和G男一同上街。刚刚出门，小小准备问G点话，G男“哇！”地一声现场直播了，小小心里想，不会吧，我有这么丑吗？结果一路上C男吐了四次，小小无语。此次相亲后，G男在网上找小小聊天“你不要怪我嘛，那天相亲见了你这么个美女，我太激动了，于是喝多了点！”
units of blood a little history of beauty
A man:
This man is my first love, and now it seems a bit early, a reference is a friend. This man is an officer, possession of tickets, see my friends during which the atmosphere of embarrassment and deliberately said that to find A man scheduled to vote because A man can give a discount. A dignified an immediately said: "No! All of national policy by the way!" Silent. I, the friend to provide an opportunity for me and A M in the square will be scattered and the step-by-step, A man said: "The small X, the initial meeting, I compared it directly and immediately retired, and XX on the need to return to country of origin, the local account you are it! we immediately get married, I can stay with you to the local development! "偶滴God, I am completely mad, I am not what people in large cities, the older brother does not it! To no avail. The reason is that each transaction is not a bar! I have to end a marriage of my parents agreed to it!
B M:
So-called gentle, honest, many times each person should know that such men are usually带眼镜, to see the men in vain the net net, slightly fat, shorter than I am, during which not a word. Embarrassment of a friend, called B, when men go to the bathroom to tell him and I have to chat after, B M blushed, blushed simply holding the tea out of a word: Cheers!全席Comedy! I burst Khan!
C M:
The mouth is very honest friends of the men home, meet with a look, really honest, and I the same year, white shirt, a belt tied to the Lao Gao stomach more than a big slice of his socks, white socks are white, black glasses. I declined because of this type is not my favorite.
D M:
Colleagues described a male of the railway sector, the first meeting and told us to eat fast food XX arrived, we sat after work an hour and a half the car arrived, the man complained to us late, and a first Khan. During the meeting, to find the topic, I can honestly say ugly D male, middle looks, the sub-high, I will speak impromptu one sentence: "Do you feel you do not feel that long as Messers Alex (Messers Alex I am sorry, I do it)?" this man a bag of rice, is looked up得意地笑着said: Speech is not always the handsome three-piece? Others point that I like! I was accompanied by female colleagues喷饭! Strong demand at D M sent me home, I refused, I have been playing phone, I said, do we still friends, to learn more about how to understand. The next day the man told my friend that I fell in love with him, he felt too fast, or a friend first.
E M:
Little beauty as boring, and E M were a number of rice to eat. Eat the last hot meal, eating for nearly an hour, half-way with him, I said two things he either did not answer, or irrelevant, so we eat on the course of all do not speak, and in wondering what is meant by this person ,越想越gas, resulting in little beauty before she put her all into the cutting of the vegetables cook and eat, and in total disregard of the image of ladies. E there are only two men before the food was embarrassed to stand up from the pot, the result at the end of the leave, that no two dishes will cook. She had never eaten a meal so silent, it is too depressing a. Beauty edge and then answer the phone while going out with him. Hung up the phone, go on the road, he was grinning at the little said something: you can not think of eating hot food than I am, you too take a! Wordless! Later in the online chat also think there is a problem and he would have been unfamiliar, but also made a little more dirty jokes to the President, the direct PS.
F M:
On Sunday last week met with the Need for a more original colleagues introduced. B 33-year-old male, with a reference to his wife and children, at a total of five people for dinner, or references, please eat the rural-based, F M not even want money. Dined later, they find an excuse开溜colleagues, the little beauty, and his very uncomfortable walking in the scorching sun, he said, to find a restaurant to drink tea, can not find the woman said. Later, to facilitate the work of the men in open-seat ride free for half an hour. Half of small time, he kept saying that his story, and his work of his life, and hear each other very angry, sound great, too outrageous a. Looking for an excuse to开溜little later, when the time she got up, F M morning show pocket fruit leftovers said loudly: "You get to eat two loquat cut it!" It was beauty that certainly think all the people around heard, not to the Do not hurry, and he then said loudly: "You get to eat them all, I have banana here!"
G M:
Ms. Little introduced the boss, when the beauty of a door, which take more than a dozen individuals, all know the boss with little to love, but little did not understand the situation (the owner of confidentiality can be good work). During the meeting, the boys take a drink glasses, non-stop drinking, a little later the boss called and the male alone逛一下out before tomorrow is out of each drop. And G minor therefore have to take to the streets with men. Just out of the house, little point going to ask G if, G M "wow!" To live out, and little thought, would not it, I have it so ugly? Along the way men and spit out the results of four C, a small silent. After the bride, G M in the online chat to find a little "Do not blame me, each day you met with such a beauty, I am so excited, they will leave more to drink!"
